Best Funny Pug Puns That will Make Your Day
What do you call a pug that’s been in the sun all day? – A hot dog.
What do you call a dog that’s ready for spring break? A: Pug boat
Did you hear about the dog who went to prison? Yeah, he’s a pug…
What did Darth Vader say to the pug? “Come to the bark side.”
Living the Pug Life
The dog got busted over possession. Some may call him quite the pug!
People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant
Just pug-get about it.
I puggin love you.
Pug-in Spice Latte
I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me!
Pug of war.
Do the Jitter-pug
On Halloween, he dressed like a pug-kin.
Dare to Keep Kids off Pugs
Are you a wizard or a pug-gle?
When a dog loses his job… he is made re-pug-nant.
Just pug and play.
Pug and cover.
Those dogs were a bunch of litter pugs!
He rode the pug boat across the water.
I’m all about the pug life.
The pugkin latte is my dog’s favorite drink in the fall.
It’s on my pug-et list.
They pug into that meal pretty fast.
We’ll need to take a few pug shots.
I’d like to have some s-pug-hetti with a side of rolls, please.
Don’t try to pug the blame on me!
Someone un-pug-ged the TV!