Funny Valentines Messages for Boyfriend
Valentine’s Day is perfect occasion to tease your lover with the naughty humor forputting a smile on someone you care about. You can try out collection of Valentine’s Day wishes funny with some witty words just like our collection of flirty Valentine’s Day wishes here.
- Funny Valentines Wishes for Boyfriend
- Funny Valentines Messages for Boyfriend
- Funny Valentines Messages for Him
Funny Valentines Wishes for Boyfriend
If you were a movie🎞️, I would watch you again and again👀. And never let you be finished.
Happy Valentine’s Day😘 to the apple of my eye😍 and my stud muffin of a guy!
I fell for many guys but you were the sweetest of them all😜. Because you’re the one picked me up😘. Happy Valentine’s Day to love💞!
For this Valentine’s, I want a mushroom🍄 and you, my dear, are a real fungi😝 (fun guy).
If love😘 had wings, baby, you would carry me away, flying high beyond the sky.
Hey my Valentine, our love😘 story is so amazing that Disney should put us in their next movie💏.
Some days I feel like I could just kill😖 you, but then who would I have to hold me the way you do? Always and forever the love😘 of my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is truly blind😎. Otherwise, there was no way I could have fallen in love😘 with an idiot like you. Just kidding! Happy valentines!
This Valentine’s Day, I hope🤞 you are like my favorite Dove candy🍬: soft and sweet, ready to be unwrapped and holding a promise inside.
They say love is blind😎, but to me it is not, your love actually opened my eye👁️ to all of your faults😝 and yet I still love you❤️? Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
You are the sun🌞 that lights up my days, but also gives me sunburns😝. Love you😘 to the sun’s heat and back, Happy Valentine’s Day!
Roses🌹 are red, fitness💪 is great, I would’ve gotten you chocolate😋, but you need to continue your diet. Happy Valentine’s Day😘 my dear boyfriend.
You don’t stole my heart❤️, you just hacked my brain🤯. I even forgot my name when I am with you. Happy valentine day, my sweet baby.
Honey, we were meant to “bee🐝” on Valentine’s Day and every day❣️.
Doing absolutely nothing with you👈 means absolutely everything to me😛, babe! Happy Valentine’s Day to my darling. Let’s have our adventure on this Valentine day.
Funny Valentines Messages for Boyfriend
Let’s enjoy🥳 Valentine’s Day together, and then we can live sappily ever after.
I want to spend Valentine’s Day warmly wrapped in your love❤️ like a Hershey’s kiss💋 fresh out of the factory.
They say life is a race, run at your own pace, but I couldn’t even walk without you👈 in this race. You’ve become my legs and my everything. Happy Valentine’s Day my love😘.
It’s Valentine’s Day which means X’s and O’s lead to anything goes😛.
You cannot define love in one☝️ word and you cannot celebrate love in one☝️ day. That’s why we don’t need Valentine’s day to celebrate🥳. I love you, every day my love.
Whenever you’re around, Valentine, my heart💗 starts to sing opera.
My heart💓 vibrates as much as my phone every time you text me.
Valentine😘, You’re the jelly to my belly😁.
Love😘 like this was carefully crafted in Valens’s den, never heard of it; maybe I’ll take you there today. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hey babe, every day I fall more in love with you more than the day before. Except on those days, you really piss me off😆😆. Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart😘.
Valentine, our relationship is like a yo-yo🤘🤘: full of ups and downs, sometimes a tangled mess, but lots of fun🤩 when it works right.
If this box of expensive chocolates doesn’t say, “I love you😘,” I don’t know what will😜.
In movies🎥 and books – Valentine’s Day feels so warm🤗 and romantic but in real life, it is just so expensive. Thanks for being my low maintenance super babe😁. Happy Valentine’s Day.
This Valentine’s Day, it’s no more Nice Girl😜. I’m going to be Super Amazing Girl so get ready for some crazy, outstanding fun😁.
You may find my jokes to be a bit insulting😞 sometimes. But hey, I find your love to be a torture😂. Did I ever complain? No! Happy Valentine’s Day😘!
You remind me of a heart-shaped❤️ sugar cookie: delightful and sweet with a slight tendency to crumble right into my lap.
Valentine, you’re so steamy and stunning, that my motor is running😝.
Love is blind so true🤷♀️. How mad I am how can I fall in love with you😄. Never mind! Happy valentine.
Words are not enough to explain my love😘 for you. May be my stupid face. Wishing🤞 you a wonderful valentine day.
The butterflies🦋 in my stomach are wishing you a happy Valentine’s Day😘.
Funny Valentine Messages for Him
Happy Valentine’s Day my dear love😘, I’m glad you could finally love me, now I can die in peace and I hope we die together? But let’s enjoy today first.
This is yet another valentine’s day with you👈. Sometimes life is just way more unfair than it should be. Happy Valentine’s Day anyway🤷♀️!
If Valentine’s Day gave out report cards, you would have all A’s😁😁 (and a couple of A+’s.)
If the smoke alarm goes off, it’s because you have set my heart❤️ on fire, Sweetheart😘.
There are few things that I can’t wait to rip their clothes off when I get married😁, one is you and two is you? I love you so much darling. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Kitten, I’m smitten because you are the purr-fect Valentine😘 for me.
I always try to put my best foot forward to resolve all the issues prevailing between us🙌. But all go in vain. Because you are so silly and dumb😅. Happy valentine day, anyways.
I am your electric oven you have the power to control me😃. Wishing you a wonderful🤗 valentine day, my sweet and sour love.
On February 14, there’s only one thing on my to-do list: go out and buy you a last-minute card. Sorry, just being honest😜, Babe.
You are an essential nutrient of my body. Without you I would suffer in osteoporosis. Happy valentine day, my love😘 of life.
Staring at your dumb face on a candlelight dinner or going for a movie? I’d choose the second one anytime😝. Happy Valentine’s Day😘!
